Hello my dear friend,
Writing just to share some observations that I made through the past months while living in our shared apartment. Am writing just to share some thoughts, that's all.
- No, a mini garbage truck doesn't drive past our trash bin standing in the kitchen. A truck picking up recycling doesn't either. If you already know about the truck, then why do you collect all those items in the corner of the poor kitchen? In the hope that the corner will automagically expand to fit all the garbage? It's not that type of corner. I know, I know: you noticed a few times that all the items were gone, so you were hoping they would continue disappearing the same way regularly now. So it actually was me who took them away, and I don't want to do this regularly all by myself. Really.
- I know you like animals, but do we really need to daily leave a cutting board with the bread crumbs on it for the hungry insects? Oh yes, I forgot: cockroaches and ants are like magic to you, you will not believe in them until you see them. Well, those creatures get really attached to their providers, so if you see them once in our kitchen, you might as well tell your friends you got some pets. And I don't want that, really. At least because we have a "no pets" policy at the complex.
- The movie "Signs" was really impressive, I agree, and you probably want to be ready for the attack of the aliens. Why else would you leave glasses with a bit of water everywhere around the house?
- Somebody must have told you that keeping old bread brings good luck. Lucky you are indeed now, because I have just found 6 loaves of old bread in the cupboard! I'd really prefer it, if you switched to the four-leaf cleavers though.
- They say that art should be part of our everyday life. You can make art works on the plate, in the pot, in the cup - anywhere. Oh yes, anywhere but sink. Sink is not a good medium for creating compositions. Direct to me anyone who told you otherwise.
- I know you want to be ready for hiking any minute, but does this really imply keeping all the necessary equipment on the floor of the living room? If you want to be a real Indiana Jones, you can move those items to the balcony and then just pick them up while jumping from the balcony to the fence on your way to the new adventures. Wouldn't that save you more time than the living room approach? I knew you'd agree.
That's all for now.
PS: I like my roommate, he's great! It's just there are always these little annoying things. I'm sure, every one of you knows exactly what I mean :) So let this post be dedicated to you, the brave soldiers of everyday life! Hehe, good luck to us all.
