What does Google do for Russians?

In relation to my earlier post, I wanted to note that I did a similar "survey" in Russian. Not to be biased or anything, but I found that in Russian people were way more creative in their questions. Here are some of the top ones that I've seen pop-up in google suggest (one word question word was the only thing I typed) :

What? (Screenshot)

- What happens if you throw a crowbar in the toilet?

- What does it mean when a girl wears a ring on her thumb?

- What happens if you switch on beam lights at the speed of light?

Where? (Screenshot)

- Where is the G point?

- Where are the little apples?

Where to? (Screenshot)

- Where did the little apples disappear?

Why? (Screenshot)

- Why is Putin a crab?

- Why don't girls like me?

- Why isn't Russia an America?

- Why me?

How much? (Screenshot)

- How much does you dead body cost?

- How much does a kidney cost?

What for? (Screenshot)

- What is a Scroll lock key for?

- What is punctuation for?

- What are men for?

Where from? (Screenshot)

- Where do children come from?

- Where do sniffles come from?

- Where does dust come from?

Google suggestions on life

Why am I always curious about the random things? Maybe I should ask google. Start typing "why am I" and you'll see what the world wants to know about themselves :) Hehe, that was my entertainment for the last hour: seeing what people are wondering about. It was quite enlightening, so I decided to share. Enjoy!

"Why are all the black kids sitting together in the cafeteria" definitely took me by surprise!

And I found out that actually google answers the relationship questions pretty well too :)

1. He wonders if she likes him, she wonders if he likes her...

2. Both are ignoring, avoiding, and pushing away each other. How did that happen? She's acting distant, b/c he's not calling. He's distant, b/c she's playing hard to get. She's mad, b/c he's not a solider officer!

3. She wouldn't talk, b/c he wouldn't marry. She wouldn't call, b/c he wouldn't propose. She wants him to commit, he wants her to swallow. She wants him to call, he wants her to text.

Indeed, Google knows it all!